There once was a boy who dreamed of his own catapult.
Then he remembered this…
His Dangerous Book for Boys has instructions for all manner of things.
Including how to make a catapult.
Ed was employed to assist in the design, here you can see the ‘technical drawing’.
And the offcuts from the branch cut from the laurel tree.
To say nothing of the boot that has a piece of leather missing.
May it rest in pieces.
So here it is, the masterpiece.
“You’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?”
Well, do ya…punk?”